microgaze:

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

(via your-neighborhood-emo)

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]


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